Ukinojoe

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Today I found out that I was a BIG NERD. You'll never guess how guessed it about myself. I was reading nerd books about SCIENCE and GIRLS so I could find out what GIRLS are like because I'm a BIG NERD. While reading them, I was listening to audio books of Cheesy McWheel Wagon. I was also checking out my extensive collection, and hoping that someday I could watch them with a REAL LIVE GIRL. I captured a fly once that I thought was a lady fly and I named her Flemmette, but then I found out she was a boy while I was working at the lab with the other NERDS, and then they called me a fat gay NERD, and that made me sad because my brother is gay an

I wish there was a Thing where you could just draw a million doodles into a browser and have them saved there.. I hate saving every drawing as a jpg just so I can upload it to stupid DA, I want to just draw on the internet in a shitty applet so assholes can see it, I'm not trying to create ART FUNGAH Don't tease the octopus, kids!!