Ukinojoe

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Today I found out that I was a BIG NERD. You'll never guess how guessed it about myself. I was reading nerd books about SCIENCE and GIRLS so I could find out what GIRLS are like because I'm a BIG NERD.

While reading them, I was listening to audio books of Cheesy McWheel Wagon. I was also checking out my extensive collection, and hoping that someday I could watch them with a REAL LIVE GIRL. I captured a fly once that I thought was a lady fly and I named her Flemmette, but then I found out she was a boy while I was working at the lab with the other NERDS, and then they called me a fat gay NERD, and that made me sad because my brother is gay and it's NOT FUNNY YOU GUYS.

Speaking of not FUNNY, calling someone a BIG NERD is not funny because it lowers their self esteem even if they are forty three they still have feelings you guys! Not that I would know...I'm a young hip kid! I know all the slang, and I'm totally radical! Even for a NERD.

So if you're a GIRL and you like Cheesy McWheel Wagon and are reading this please come to my house and also be over 18 because I got arrested for that once, have you seen my episode on Dateline? It's called BIG NERD SUCKS TEENAGE GIRL DICK.

I wish there was a Thing where you could just draw a million doodles into a browser and have them saved there.. I hate saving every drawing as a jpg just so I can upload it to stupid DA, I want to just draw on the internet in a shitty applet so assholes can see it, I'm not trying to create ART

FUNGAH

Don't tease the octopus, kids!!

CHRIST Deviantart

I know what an outgoing link is

I'm not 5 years fucking old

'Out thare be monsterz' aHUHUHUHHUHUHUH










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What are you looking at

Man I've been neglecting this thing

Maybe I'll put up my flash cartoons or some kinda thing

And be a little more active perhaps