Today I found out that I was a BIG NERD. You'll never guess how guessed it about myself. I was reading nerd books about SCIENCE and GIRLS so I could find out what GIRLS are like because I'm a BIG NERD.
While reading them, I was listening to audio books of Cheesy McWheel Wagon. I was also checking out my extensive collection, and hoping that someday I could watch them with a REAL LIVE GIRL. I captured a fly once that I thought was a lady fly and I named her Flemmette, but then I found out she was a boy while I was working at the lab with the other NERDS, and then they called me a fat gay NERD, and that made me sad because my brother is gay an